What’s the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club? If you’re going on a big night out with the boys, this is something you should know. Once you’ve been to a few strip clubs, it’s time to upgrade and head to a gentlemen’s club to see some real women.
First of all, and this is the most important difference, the girls are hotter at a gentlemen’s club. Not only are they hotter, but they’re also classier. If you’ve ever been to Cooter’s Horndog on Interstate 27, you’ll know what I mean. Sometimes it’s the difference between a Playboy model and a truck stop prostitute. The women at these clubs can be not only sexy, but so classy and attractive that you’ll want to come back and see them over and over again. If you’ve got a few beers in you, it might even be love.
Another difference is that the place will be cleaner. If you’ve been to some local strip joints, you know that there are some places you don’t want to sit down. Some places have tables that are so sticky, you wonder how many gallons of beer have been spilled there, and whether the bartender understands the concept of “wiping down.” At a nicer place, it will really be immaculate in there. They’ll also have it nicely decorated so that you feel a sense of class, unlike some strip clubs that feel like you’re in somebody’s creepy basement. They’re usually better lighted too, so you can see the girls better.
A gentlemen’s club will be less likely to be full of drunken idiots. Or at least they’ll be wealthy, well-dressed drunken idiots drunk on expensive booze. While a strip club lets in any old local yokel (and they roll in there in packs), these places are a little bit pickier. You have to at least be decently dressed to go in. The higher price also helps cut down on the riff-raff that gets blown in off the street.
One of the signs of a gentlemen’s club is that they’ve got a valet to park your car. You don’t usually see this at strip clubs, especially the ones located in storefronts. This shows that the place has some class. You’ll also get this idea from the bouncers when you approach the door. They’re less likely to be drooling as they check your ID, and they’ll make you feel like the amount of money you’re paying is worth entering their establishment.
That’s another key difference – the money. If you’re going to a nice place, you should expect to bring some bills. First of all, the cover charge is going to be much higher. This ensures that only the right kind of people get in. Drinks will also cost you a lot more than you expect. You should also know that you’re one dollar bills aren’t going to get the strippers shaking it over to your part of the stage, and you’re not going to get a lap dance for ten dollars.
If you want to really enjoy your strip club outing, a gentlemen’s club is the way to go. But be careful because some regular strip joints advertise themselves as a “gentlemen’s club,” complete with a cheesy neon sign and $10 monkey suit for the bouncer. Ask around and make sure it’s the real deal or you’ll end up wasting your time and money.